Photos: PDP supporters allegedly arrested & released from DSS custody

Matt Ehis claimed that he along with other PDP supporters were arrested by DSS and detained for three weeks. He shared these photos on Facebook yesterday and wrote:
"Just got released from DSS custody after Adams Osho ordered our detention for three whole weeks for being PDP who were going to nail his sorry Black ass in the Just concluded election in the State. Thanks to all for your prayers and Solidarity during this dark times in our Nations History"

See Paul Pogba's new '100' haircut (photos)

The world's most expensive footballer Paul Pogba took to his Instagram page to unveil his new haircut. Paul Pogba is known for changing hairstyles regularly and this new haircut has a '100' sign. More photos after the cut.

He's so petty! Lol. Donald Trump comes for Sen. John McCain

Republicans are fleeing Trump like rats from a sinking ship. Lol. He's losing his base and he's angry!

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Pres. Buhari approves new federal appointments

President Buhari has approved new appointments in 13 Federal Government agencies as follows:

1. Industrial Training Fund (ITF) - Director-General - Mr. Joseph Ari

2. National Information Technology Development Agency (NITDA) - Director-General - Dr. Isa Ali Ibrahim (Pantami)

3. Nigerian Content Monitoring Board - Executive Secretary - Engineer Simbi Kesiye Wabot

300L UNILORIN student who gained admission with WAEC papers he got through exam malpractice writes school asking to withdraw

A 300 level sociology student of the University of Ilorin UNILORIN, Abolarin Akin Jephtaph, has written to his school management asking for his withdrawal. According to a letter he sent to his school management (a copy above), he came into the school with WAEC papers he got through examination malpractice and as a new born again christian, he cannot build his career on a faulty foundation. He hopes to start all over again. Read the letter after thee cut.

Photos: Many injured in Multiple accident on 3rd mainland bridge

Many people sustained serious injuries in a multiple accident that occurred at the Oworonshoki end of the 3rd mainland bridge in Lagos this morning. See more photos from the scene of the incident after the cut.

Younglady narrates how a pastor in Edo state almost abused her sexually while conducting deliverance on her

Facebook user, Honey Phoenix Evarist took to her Facebook page to narrate how a pastor her mother took her to for deliverance in Auchi, Edo state almost abused her sexually in 2013. She wrote

"In 2013 my mum told me i needed deliverance because i refused to act like a "christian" she took me to a pastor of Omega Fire Ministries (OFM) he said i will do a retreat with him for one month so i went back home to pack my stuff. This man would always enter my room without knocking. His hands would linger around my breasts when he hugs me...i was uncomfortable but i tried to bring my "mind out of the gutter".

Bauchi State Govt revokes 2013 Certificate of Occupancy granted Raymond Dokpesi's DA'AR Communication Bauchi State Government through its Ministry of Works, Lands and Housing, has revoked a 2013 "Certificate of Occupancy" granted Raymond Dokpesi's DA'AR Communication Plc. The letter dated 23rd August, 2016 and entitled "Withdrawal order in respect of right of occupancy No. BA/35713 for overriding public interest" was addressed to the Head of Station, DA'AR Communication Plc,Tirwun, Maiduguri Road, Bauchi. Details later...

Bauchi State Government through its Ministry of Works, Lands and Housing, has revoked a 2013 "Certificate of Occupancy" granted Raymond Dokpesi's DA'AR Communication Plc.

The letter dated 23rd August, 2016 and entitled "Withdrawal order in respect of right of occupancy No. BA/35713 for overriding public interest" was addressed to the Head of Station, DA'AR Communication Plc,Tirwun, Maiduguri Road, Bauchi.  Details later...

Robot brothels could soon be a reality in the UK as urge for sex with dolls/robots reaches an all time high (photos)

 Brothels which offer sex dolls/robots of different sizes, shapes and colours for prostitution to willing customers could soon become a reality in the streets of UK according to new reports.

Sex dolls which are made of silicone and give as much sexual pleasure while maintaining life like resemblance to humans are already being sold in the US and China but haven't yet been accepted by the general public. The dolls can talk, walk, moan at different pitches, change to different sex styles and even say complements like 'thank you' 'your the best' and 'i love you' before, during and after sex.

Wait, is Funke Akindele secretly married to JJC Skillz? See her rings (photos)

Nothing else makes sense because the actress is actually wearing two rings...a wedding band and her engagement ring. We've been hearing they got married secretly for sometime now but Funke has refused to talk about it. This kinda confirms it. And just today, as he wished Funke a happy 40th birthday, JJC referred to her as FAB, which I'm assuming means Funke Akindele Bello because JJC's name is Abdulrasheed Bello.

The entertainment couple got engaged sometime in February after dating secretly for sometime. If they are indeed married,  then big congrats to them...

List of Top goalscorers in Nigerian Professional Football League (photo)

Wikki Tourist's Godwin Obaje is the highest goalscorer in the NPFL after matchd

Cute photos of actress Bukky Wright and her son Ojay Wright

 

 Mother and child pictured at the Lagos @ 50 celebration which took place last weekend. 

Ali baba shows off his pet dogs named after (OBJ, Abacha, IBB, Obama) & other foreign leaders

Comedian Ali Baba shared the photo above showing some of his pet dogs and revealed that he named them after different world leaders (Both past & present). Ali Baba claims that former Nigerian President Obasanjo, was aware and impressed that he had a dog named after him. Read below.

"My dogs and I back in the day. Must have had like 12 at a particular point in time. Interesting time. That time I mean. I had traveled and returned at night, but was too tired to relate with them. OBJ, the big Alsatian was the head of the pack. Then Obama was the big black and white Great Dane, the Alsatian on the bummer was Thatcher. Thatcher must have given me like 18 puppies. In her good days (X120k per puppy) the ridge back by Thatcher was called Madiba. It arrived from South Africa on the birthday of Mandela

Photos: Petrol tanker explodes in Edo state, kills many

Many people were killed and about 4 houses razed after a petrol tanker exploded at Upper Mission junction along the Benin-Auchi express road in Edo state this morning.

'Brazil can do that to a brother' - Anthony Joshua on Usain Bolt's scandalous photos

British-Nigerian IBF World heavyweight champion, Anthony Joshua, shared this regarding the online drama that started when photos emerged showing Jamaican sprint king Usain Bolt supposedly cheating on his girlfriend with a 20-year-old mother of two.

Photos: At least 22 dead, more feared buried under rubble as 6.2-magnitude earthquake rocks central Italy

 

 A powerful earthquake rocked Italy overnight killing at least 22 people. People were crushed by falling buildings and a lot more buried alive under rubble as they slept. The 6.2-magnitude quake hit at around 3.30am local time and was so powerful it rocked buildings in the centre of Rome more than 100 miles away and was felt across Italy. As daylight dawned, residents, civil protection workers and even priests began digging out with shovels, bulldozers and their bare hands, trying to reach survivors.

Watch as women engage in free for all fight in Chicago Walmart store

Video shared on YouTube shows four women engaged in a mass brawl all claws and fangs. They pull and tug at each other's clothes and one woman had her breasts exposed. The incident unfolded at a Walmart store in Chicago and was captured by an onlooker. A security guard tried to break up the commotion but he was no match and got lost in it. It is unclear what started the argument that led to the brawl. More photos and the video of the fight after the cut.

Photos: Imo state Police command parade Mother & Son who stole a day-old baby boy

The Imo State Police command on Monday arrested one Mrs Ngozi Anyanwu and her son, Goodluck Anyanwu, for allegedly stealing a baby boy from a maternity clinic in Isiala Mbano LGA of the state.

Parading them before newsmen, the Imo state Commissioner, Taiwo Lakanu said that he received the news of the disappearance of a new born baby on August 19, 2016 and efforts were immediately put in place to recover the child and arrest the Kidnappers. This turned out successful 48 hours late

Photos: Imo state Police command parade Mother & Son who stole a day-old baby boy

The Imo State Police command on Monday arrested one Mrs Ngozi Anyanwu and her son, Goodluck Anyanwu, for allegedly stealing a baby boy from a maternity clinic in Isiala Mbano LGA of the state.

Parading them before newsmen, the Imo state Commissioner, Taiwo Lakanu said that he received the news of the disappearance of a new born baby on August 19, 2016 and efforts were immediately put in place to recover the child and arrest the Kidnappers. This turned out successful 48 hours late

Check out billionaire businessman Femi Otedola and his 'oldschool' gadgets

His daughter Temi shared this via Snapchat...

Michelle Obama's interview with Variety magazine is a must read

The US First Lady sat down with Variety magazine to talk Pop Culture and how her husband used that to make an impact...of course among other things she said. Read below from Variety
Ten days before delivering the best-received speech at the Democratic National Convention, first lady Michelle Obama was in her East Wing office describing an entirely different appearance she was about to make that was poised to have an equally notable impact.

U.S. judge blocks proposed transgender bathroom policy

U.S. District Court Judge Reed O'Connor, of the Northern District of Texas, on Sunday blocked an administration policy that would have directed public schools to allow transgender students use the bathrooms of their choice. The Judge granted a nationwide injunction stooping the policy from being enacted just before school resumption.Judge O'Connor, an appointee of former Republican President George W. Bush, issued a nationwide injunction blocking the Obama administration's bathroom guidelines. According to O'Connor, the federal government failed to provide states with sufficient notice and opportunity for comment before issuing the guidelines. He said the guidelines had the effect of law and contradicted existing legislative and regulatory texts.The judge’s order was a victory for social conservatives in the continuing legal battles over the restroom guidelines. However, the U.S. Department of Justice said in a statement it was disappointed by the decision and was reviewing its options.Source: Reuters

Super Eagles Head coach Salisu Yusuf meets Valencia head coach Pako Ayestaran (photos)

Super Eagles head coach Salisu Yusuf was pictured this morning at a press conference with Valencia's head coach Pako Ayestaran. Salisu is coaching the NPFL star squad that is currently on tour of the Spanish La Liga.

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Taylor Swift steps out braless but...(photos)

Singer Taylor Swift was pictured heading to her apartment in NYC on Monday afternoon. She went braless underneath a tanktop and like others, hers didn't seem R-rated. More photos after the cut...

Alleged budget padding: APC writes Abdulmumin Jibrin, bars him from making comments in public

APC has written a letter to sacked chairman of the House of Representatives Committee on Appropriation, Abdulmumin Jibrin, barring him from making public statements on the alleged budget padding in the House of Representatives. Full copy of the letter after the cut...

 

 

Learn the 4 basic steps to get rid of diabetes in six-weeks: Victoria Adebanjo shares how she was able to kill the killer

Getting rid of diabetes is not a Science, it is an Art.
When Victoria Adebanjo was first diagnosed with type 2 diabetes seven years ago,Soon after the diagnosis. She cried for days. "I was so depressed. I love baking; I'm addicted to chocolate; and I knew that all this would have to change. It felt like my life was coming to an end,"

Melania Trump tweets she's never broken any U.S. immigration laws amid reports she worked in country illegally as model in the 1990s

Watch: Governor Willie Obiano and Peter Obi's reconciliation

Governor Willie Obiano and his predecessor, Peter Obi reconciled yesterday at the funeral mass of late former first African Principal of Christ The King College, Rev. Nicholas Chukwuemeka Tagbo.

Al-Barnawi: “Kill Christians, Target Churches Not Mosque

nigeria’s Boko Haram Islamic extremists have a new leader who is threatening to bomb churches and kill Christians while ending attacks on mosques and markets used by ordinary Muslims, according to an interview published Wednesday by the Islamic State group.

Photos: Pres. Buhari inaugurates Governing Council & Board of Trustees for the cleanup of the Niger Delta

Pres. Buhari today inaugurated the Governing Council and Board of Trustees for the Implementation of the United Nations Environment Programme UNEP, at the state house Abuja today August 4th. More photos after the cut.

Clint Eastwood says he would vote for Donald Trump, says current America generation is 'Pu**y'

Hollywood actor/director and producer Clint Eastwood has drummed up praise for Republican party Presidential candidate Donald Trump, calling the current American generation 'pus**' and also saying during his time while growing up most of the things Trump has said won't be referred to as racist. Speaking in a lengthy interview with Esquire magazine for its September issue, he sai

"What Trump is onto is he's just saying what's on his mind," he explained. "And sometimes it's not so good. And sometimes it's, I mean, I can understand where he's coming from, but I don't always agree with it."

United State of Nigeria: Nigerians troll Solomon Dalung...he locks his twitter page

 

Minister of Sports, Solomon Dalung referred to Nigeria or is it Atlanta?... as the United States of Nigeria while reacting to the Nigerian footballers who were stranded in Atlanta. Many Nigerians went on his page to call him out and his team immediately locked his page. Nigerians are now using the hashtag #UnitedStatesofNigeria to troll him. See more after the cut..

Photo: Barred from making comments on alleged budget padding, Abdulmumin Jibrin celebrates his wife instead

The sacked Chairman of House of Representatives Committee on Appropriation, Abdulmumin Jibrin has chosen to celebrate his lovely wife, Maryam, having been barred from making further comments on alleged budget padding.
"Since I cant post anything else, let me just celebrate my wife" he wrote. The couple got married on December 2014 in Abuja

Choi! Nigerian U17 team wiped out as all but two players fail age test

Found this hilarious report on Euro Sport. According to the report, 26 players of Nigeria's Under 17 team passed the age test. Read the report below...
"Nigerian football is in a state of shock after an astonishing 26 players failed age tests carried out ahead of an Under-17 African Cup of Nations qualifier, according to a report

Check out this cute photo of Pres. Obama with an adorable little girl

White House Photographer Pete Souza shared this cute photo of President Obama and an adorable girl having a 'discussion' about the his real age. "55? Are you sure. My granddaddy told me you were 44." he captioned the photo

Photos of Aisha Buhari at the United States Institute of Peace Washington D.C

Aisha Buhari who arrived the US this morning, is currently holding a meeting at the United States Institute for Peace in Washington DC. More photos after the cut.

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Having Sex With Messi Was Like Having It With A Dead Body” – Argentine Model

Lionel Messi's year could get worse, thanks to Xoana Gonzalez's confession on TV.Argentine model Xoana Gonzalez has lifted the lid on Lionel Messi’s bedroom life

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Nigerian Comedy Why African fathers make the best secret service agents African fathers are the best secret service agents ever.

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You remember the good ol Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee and Arnold Schwarzenegger, be informed that an average African father is better than them all together.

 

Not only do our fathers make the best secret service agents, they are trained in sniffing the lies out of you.

Do you doubt this, then you need to watch this video ASAP.

 

 

 

 

Comedy Skit: The Suicide Attempt (YabaLeftOnline Comedy Series) Episode 12

 Here’s Episode 12 Off Our Weekly Comedy Series…We bring you a new video every saturday! Don’t Forget that! Keep It Locked.
So, what happened in this very episode?

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